MBucher: Ad Per Tweets: A Bad Experience

MBucher: Ad Per Tweets: A Bad Experience: A few months ago I really started getting into the whole being paid for blogging and eventually came across a website that allows you to adv...

Wow. I made a blog??:?? WTF was I thinking??:?? my website is better ;-) http://thewhatchawearing.com

Whats that # thingy???

So your on Twitter. You keep seeing these # thingies followed by some silly word or something. What the hell is that # thingy? Well Hashtags were first popularized during the San Diego forest fires in 2007 when Nate Ritter used the hashtag #sandiegofire to identify his updates related to the disaster. hashtags.org provides real-time tracking of Twitter hashtags. Opt-in by following @hashtags to have your hashtags tracked. Twemes offers real-time tracking without having to follow a specific Twitter account. Since their purchase of Summize, Twitter itself now offers some support of hashtags on their search engine: http://search.twitter.com. More services include TweetChat, TweetGrid, Twitterfall and http://wthashtag.com are also popular for following hashtags in real-time. You can also get some hashtag information on my website at thewhatchawearing.com . Now lets get of this serious crap and get back into the grove of how I like to roll. Go to my site and check out some of the hashtags i use. It is also very important to make sure that you have followed good sleep wake practices when using hashtags!!

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iPhone VS. Blackberry

I have struggled now for weeks deciding which way I wanted to go with this topic. All of a sudden it came to me. Smaked me in the face like a ton of bricks. I have an iPhone. iPhone wins! So if you own a blackberry, throw it away. Go get an iPhone. You love it!

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12 Steps to Sleep-Wake Management

TWELVE STEPS OF SLEEP-WAKE MANAGEMENT FOR THE SOCIAL NETWORKERS

1) We are Social Networkers and its in our blood to look sharp, act on instinct and be effeciant. We have the ability of selective hearing, type almost 250 wpm, and have become familier with the shorten link option. With these skills we can now minimize our browser with facebook, myspace, and google search. Right click on the home screen> properties> general>settings>shorten link. Walla the Twelve Step Program is now 4. Excellent work!

2) Someone in the"This is how you are to live your life" department decided that we need 8 hours of sleep per night in a 24 hour period. Later someone else changed it to 6. We are Social Networkers and are exempt from any such guidelines. We use the "Trend" method. Trends show us that the Social Networker can function with little or no sleep using the Compress option. To use this option all you must do is be at work. when Twitter goes down, copy and paste open eyes to your face. Now you can compress your needed sleep into a smaller folder. Now the 3 hours of needed sleep can be accomplished in just 20 minutes.

3) Sleep is done. We are now ready to move on to Wake Management. Skip 3 and move to 4.

4) Stimulants have been proven to defer fatigue and enable us to have wake cycles that average 96 hours and more. Listed from least effective to very effective are; tea, coffee, daytime allergy medicine, loritabs, rydilyn, adderall, cocaine, amphetamine and methamphetamine. Choose any two and take twice daily.

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Sleep-Wake 101-

One more! Just a minute! Ill be right there! I'm almost done! Just a few of the most commonly used phrases when the Social Networker is asked to come to bed, watch a movie or just get off that damn computer! I find it easier to deal with whining employees, grouchy customers and nagging creditors than it is to leave my followers, not update something, or what, Shut Down? Are you fucking crazy, do you know how long it can take to re-boot? But wait a minute. I have a smart phone! Rebooting is not so bad now. I have an app for every Social Network imaginable! I'll use the hand held! Turn the brightness down if you have to go to bed. I can scroll through my networks and not be noticed during the movie. Get off the computer? No problem. Ill go clean the garage with my smart phone! Pretty much the only time I (we for that matter! If your still reading.... he-he) really cant disguise or appear not to be on-line is at the dinner table! Now we pretty much covered all the basis on how we stay connected no matter where we are, or what were doing. With that kind of connection power and the ability to stay connected almost anywhere, We now have to conquer Fatigue. Coffee only goes so far. We build up a tolerance to No-Doze, Up-Time, and any other over the counter medications. Tapping into our children's adder all prescription's is out of the question. Amphetamines is dangerous, so they say.... or is having 144 continues hours to..... don't even think about it! To sum Sleep-wake up, or Social Networking has interfered with our biological schedules.

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Network Master or Network Notwork

Are you a Social Networking Master? Are you up to date with technology? Is your hard drive a TB? Do you have high speed internet? Is your phone smart? Do you have Face-book, Twitter, Myspace, Blogger, Tumbler, Twit-pic, and countless other accounts? Do you use apps to manage all your networks? Do you use apps to manage your apps? Is Palringo, Shozu, or tweetdeck shortcuts on your desktop? Then you are a Network Master!

Is Tweetdeck, Shozu, and Palringo foreign words to you? When you here the word app do you think you misheard nap? Twit-pic is a picture of the kids, Tumbler is a dryer setting, Blogger is something clogging a pipe, Myspace is your parking spot, Twitter is that damn bird in the tree, and Face-book is a photo album to you? Your phone only calls. You use dial up. Your hard drive is ma x'd out at 2GB. Technology to you is fuel injection. Then you are defiantly are Network Notwork!

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